WARNING: These memes contain dangerously high levels of THC (Totally Hilarious Content).
May cause chronic giggling, munchies overload, and sharing in inappropriate places. Use responsibly. Keep out of reach of serious people.
WARNING: These memes contain dangerously high levels of THC (Totally Hilarious Content).
They may impair your ability to operate heavy machinery or drive. Frequent exposure can lead to chronic giggling and addiction. Prolonged use may permanently worsen your sense of humour. Overdose symptoms include sharing these memes in totally inappropriate places. Use responsibly. Keep out of reach of serious people.
Officer: “How high are you?”
Me: “No officer, it’s ‘Hi, how are you?’”
Funny 420 stoner meme from Waza Cannabis: Officer: “How high are you?” Me: “No officer, it’s ‘Hi, how are you?’”
The Name’s Bong. James Bong.
Funny 420 stoner meme from Waza Cannabis: The Name’s Bong. James Bong.
The steaks have never been higher
Funny 420 stoner meme from Waza Cannabis: The steaks have never been higher
They say cannabis is a gateway drug.
To what? The fridge?
Funny 420 stoner meme from Waza Cannabis: They say cannabis is a gateway drug. To what? The fridge?
Pizza Boy Knock on Door
Funny 420 stoner meme from Waza Cannabis: Pizza Boy Knock on Door
A pizza is basically
a real-time pie chart
of how much pizza is left
Funny 420 stoner meme from Waza Cannabis: A pizza is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left
This hangover is brutal, today is going to suck!
…Said not pothead ever.
Funny 420 stoner meme from Waza Cannabis: This hangover is brutal, today is going to suck! …Said not pothead ever.
A lighter gets lighter with each use until it’s too light to ignite.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: A lighter gets lighter with each use until it’s too light to ignite.
There’s no way
that EVERYBODY was
Kung Fu fighting.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: There’s no way that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting.
Samurai mindset:
Honor the bud
respect the blaze
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Samurai mindset: Honor the bud respect the blaze
Toke like a Ronin, Dream like a poet
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Toke like a Ronin, Dream like a poet
When the dojo’s lit,
even the gods
take a hit!
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: When the dojo’s lit, even the gods take a hit!
How to summon me
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: How to summon me
High as Hell but I’m still dodging sketchy vibes
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: High as Hell but I’m still dodging sketchy vibes
Get off your High horse!
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Get off your High horse!
What’s a stoner’s favorite exercise? High-king.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: What’s a stoner’s favorite exercise? High-king.
Mr. Mihighgi’s pro tip: Bonsai tree trims better when lit.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Mr. Mihighgi’s pro tip: Bonsai tree trims better when lit.
Man who catch fly with
chopsticks after ripping
a fat bong hit can
accomplish anything.
-mr. mihighgi
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Man who catch fly with chopsticks after ripping a fat bong hit can accomplish anything. -mr. Mihighgi
Inhale the Now, exhale the Wow! – Sensei Wazamoto
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Inhale the Now, exhale the Wow! – Sensei Wazamoto
“This edible ain’t shit.”
45 minutes later…
spirit realm loading…
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: “This edible ain’t shit.” 45 minutes later… spirit realm loading…
My weed so smooth, it’s got its own jazz playlist.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: My weed so smooth, it’s got its own jazz playlist.
What do you call a cannabis plant that writes music? A high-note composer.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: What do you call a cannabis plant that writes music? A high-note composer.
High enough to debate
philosophy with my
houseplant and lose.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: High enough to debate philosophy with my houseplant and lose.
I used to smoke weed. I still do, but I used to, too. -Mitch Highberg
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: I used to smoke weed. I still do, but I used to, too. -Mitch Highberg
Took the bus the wrong way while baked… Side quest unlocked!
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Took the bus the wrong way while baked… Side quest unlocked!
Did laundry HIGH… forgot soap. Just baptized my clothes!
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Did laundry HIGH… forgot soap. Just baptized my clothes!
Spilled my grinder in the carpet…
Unlocked new strain: Fuzzy Kush!
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Spilled my grinder in the carpet… Unlocked new strain: Fuzzy Kush!
You’re UN-BUD-LIVEABLE!
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: You’re UN-BUD-LIVEABLE!
Chuck Norris doesn’t get baked; The oven bows to him first.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Chuck Norris doesn’t get baked; The oven bows to him first.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice, after one toke hit.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice, after one toke hit.
So high, I solved string theory trying to tie my shoelace.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: So high, I solved string theory trying to tie my shoelace.
My Weed’s so loud, it’s got it’s own potcast.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: My Weed’s so loud, it’s got it’s own potcast.
Got so high, my dog’s booking my Uber Eats.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Got so high, my dog’s booking my Uber Eats.
So high, I tipped the cops for my ride.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: So high, I tipped the cops for my ride.
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but the one who rolled 10,000 joints. -Blaze Lee
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but the one who rolled 10,000 joints. – Blaze Lee
No such thing as bad student, only bad blunt.
Light up some Waza, and even this dummy will find nirvana!
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: No such thing as bad student, only bad blunt. Light up some Waza, and even this dummy will find nirvana!
My tea ceremony’s got more haze than a dragon’s nap.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: My tea ceremony’s got more haze than a dragon’s nap.
When you’re Toasted
out of your mind
and starving…
Funny 420 stoner meme from Waza Cannabis: When you’re Toasted out of your mind and starving…
When your friend calls and you’re high as fuck.
Wazzzzaaaap!!!?
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: When your friend calls and you’re high as fuck. Wazzzzaaaap!!!?
Be like water, my friend…
But add some haze.
-Blaze Lee
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Be like water, my friend… But add some haze. -Blaze Lee
I asked the wall why it was so quiet. It said, “I’m plastered.”
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: I asked the wall why it was so quiet. It said, “I’m plastered.”
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
I asked the librarian if they had books on paranoia. She whispered,“They’re right behind you.”
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: I asked the librarian if they had books on paranoia. She whispered,“They’re right behind you.”
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I got so potted, I ended up watering my plastic plants.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: I got so potted, I ended up watering my plastic plants.
I’d tell you a joke about time travel… but you didn’t like it.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: I’d tell you a joke about time travel… but you didn’t like it.
Why did the Baked Buccaneer buy a boat online? Because it was for sail… and he didn’t see the shipping cost.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Why did the Baked Buccaneer buy a boat online? Because it was for sail… and he didn’t see the shipping cost.
Why did the THC break up with CBD? It needed someone who’ll psychoactively commit.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Why did the THC break up with CBD? It needed someone who’ll psychoactively commit.
What do you call a stoner who works at NASA? An High-dro-naut.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: What do you call a stoner who works at NASA? An High-dro-naut.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Why don’t cannabis plants ever get lost? They always follow the high way.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Why don’t cannabis plants ever get lost? They always follow the high way.
Jesus says… Never skip crossfit.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Jesus says… Never skip crossfit.
Why did the gingerbread man go to the weed shop? He needed a little extra spice in his life.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Why did the gingerbread man go to the weed shop? He needed a little extra spice in his life.
Legal weed? Now my dealer’s on LinkedIn.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: Legal weed? Now my dealer’s on LinkedIn.
My dojo’s so chill even the koi fish are tokin’ and floatin’!
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: My dojo’s so chill even the koi fish are tokin’ and floatin’!
My weed’s so chill,
it’s got a PhD in Zen.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: My weed’s so chill, it’s got a PhD in Zen.
My bong’s so green, it’s running for mayor.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: My bong’s so green, it’s running for mayor.
What party game do reindeer play when they’re stoned? Truth or deer.
Funny 420 Stoner Memes | Waza Cannabis: What party game do reindeer play when they’re stoned? Truth or deer.
“This ain’t your kitten catnip… this Meow-ijuana is the bomb! 😂 Waza Cannabis meme – share if you dare! #WazaMemes #StonerHumor”
Funny stoner meme from Waza Cannabis: This ain’t your kitten catnip… this Meow-ijuana is the bomb! DON’T BE A PUSSY. Eight lives left after this hit.